Two Saints

'Two Saints' is the first chapter of A Full-Fledged Gymnast.

Summary
Our heroes, searching for candles, visited a small town where the media encouraged people to eat God (in order to save heaven from itself). Edward Lake, a young pharmacist and secretly several waterfowl in a trenchcoat, did not appreciate being told what to do. He and his sister met a young woman who introduced them to one of her dads (the other being Cell from Dragon Ball Z). Though the townspeople considered him the pinnacle of beauty, he turned out to be an ecofascist who sicced his pet tree on Edward. Edward defeated the beast with a single kick and an advertisement for vacuum cleaners.

Trivia
The title card for this chapter reads 'A Full-Fledged Gymnast'.