Quan

Summary
The Elk siblings' teacher. She is overall very cruel to her students, eating dinner in front of them when they are hungry and telling them "hands off", as well as threatening to crucify them and calling them sheeple; she has also actually killed them before. Still, they call her 'Mom', and she is very willing to throw down with anyone besides herself who pose any danger to them.

Plot overview
According to her husband, when she was pregnant with her first child, she died ("of fatal death"), and consequently her son did not achieve his dream, instead spending all night lamenting how sad the situation was and pleading innocent. This caused her to want to "change men" somehow. Additionally, some of her lakes were stolen, though whether she meant actual bodies of water or members of the Lake family was unclear (Teachers and Learners).

She attempted to learn about memory loss as a favor to Al from her doctor during a visit to "get her sanity back", though the 'doctor' told her that this was not actually his profession.

She claimed that source of her stress came from "being raised in a family". Additionally, she appeared to initially not know what gay people are, as it took several instances of Tom Metal telling her he doesn't date women for her to understand that he's "really gay." However, she later told Edward that she wished she were like Tom, and that he was "extraordinary" (Wisdom of Wisdom). Top 10 Homophobe Change of Heart Momence???

Trivia

 * Knows where Sans is.

Quotes
"...On the way around three rocks you will find... Sans..."

"They've taken... some of my lakes. You two really are the stupidest."

"You are mad. You just don't pay attention."

"It is very important to consider yourself an expert when you come back to life after your visit."

"Even though I was born, I like you. But I will always meet my standards."

"I didn't teach you chemistry, so you'll be able to get rid of corpses like that. There are no more workers."

"What do you think about "influencing"? I hope my students don't use it! Sheep people!"

"You are stupid. Anyway... don't you really see when peeling?"

"It's not bad, it's just... it's not unusual."

"Okay. I'll figure out how to get my sanity back. I will ask this to my friends."

"Before you do that... you have to be hungry. I will have dinner. Hands off."

"Hey, hello, welcome... since I was raised in a family, I have never known peace!"

"You are normal. All right, I'm listening to you."

"I have nothing to tell you, I am the third thief."

"Cover your whole face with blood."

"Hit the dogs! How the hell are you allowed to steal!!?"

"I'm out of the house!!!!!"

"He's... he's really gay?"

"He must be defeated before he can be defeated."

"As a scientist, I want things to happen. I don't mean that. If something happens to this baby... I'm not ashamed to break you."

"They want more knowledge of everyone's consciousness. This means that they are loved more than me."

"A sexy man... the watch is tattooed on Robert's arm. It is hard to believe, but he is completely gay."

"I wish I was like that. This young man is extraordinary."

"You fool!! I will not let you down in this awesome situation!!"