Tom Metal

Summary
The owner of the gay bar The Heart of Satan, on a quest for the Elk siblings' food. Loves everything and everyone, but has a tendency towards existentialism.

Plot overview
Adopted Alphonse Alex after kidnapping her and encouraged her to accept herself.

Trivia

 * He likes everything, but his top 3 favorite things are dick, denim, and his mom.

Quotes
"Congratulations, Beida! You are the only subject!"

"Don't kill everything yourself. They cook the best."

"Who can resist the cold! Inside a large part of the void."

"It's nice to meet you, son. This is known as pollen. We are friends."

"I'm not saying we're wrong, but we are not right."

"Imagine... if we were real, we would live forever! Am I okay?"

"I love everything! Wang!! Denim!! My dear mother!! Thanks!! I love every person on Earth!"

"Words! Sorry, Martel. I forgot I existed."

"So funny!! You, son, you are a child. Yes."

"It kills the man!"

"You've heard of gay homosexuality, haven't you? This is the form. This is the human person."

"Do you think you are okay? In my opinion, magic has three functions."

"Cool. We are heroes."

"The app never fails. The evidence is in your presence."

"Do you need necessities? I used to."

"Do you want to take a break? I am not dating a woman."

"I'll show you how to murder... and your brother teaches me how to express my feelings. I understand?"