The Land of My City

'The Land of My City' is the third chapter of A Full-Fledged Gymnast.

Summary
Ed and Al took a plane that looked suspiciously like a train to a small town, where they were immediately kidnapped by a baby and forced to do chores in a hotel after it was discovered that Edward was drunk. The siblings were thrown out of the hotel for studying elks, but Alphonse explained that as a citizen, she was not considered a person, and was allowed back in, where the townsfolk explained that an insect-farming British cop was in charge of the local government and gave special treatment to mice. We were quickly introduced to this man, whose name was Measles and who firmly believed that the internet was unnecessary. After Measles destroyed the inn by leaving his dirty underwear in the living room, Ed conned him out of all his money and traded various goods with the townspeople, who now respected him for sticking to his principles and not selling anime to ghosts.