Plague

Summary
A Transformer who hates actors and kinks. Claims to be on a quest to find the missing gender.

Trivia

 * his vehicle mode can be viewed here
 * For inexplicable reasons, he was a baby for a single chapter (chapter 16, Eat the Leaves).

Quotes
"I am a bus."

"...Too bad. Now that he has done that for you, there is no way you can change your daily routine. Or at least calm down."

"Edward Ulrich... get a metalhead!"

"The principle of gender... has a missing number."

"Cars... naturally, the effect on my body had no effect at all."

"I'll delete it if someone stops me, but right now I'm negotiating with the whole pharmacist."

"God is all. Scientists who are the universe turned into something... to change things on the show... they committed no pollution. Equipment is essential!"

"If you try to stop me, I will give you a refund."

"This is a terrible husband, but... he scatters himself and abandons himself."