Rose

Summary
A young teacher and member of the Church of Subgenus.

Plot overview
Rose was the daughter of the ecofascist cult leader Lal, who she seemed to look up to until his public exposure as a pyramid schemer, and Cell, who saved her from the accident that killed her girlfriend while she was single. It was unclear whether she was more traumatized by the accident itself or by the sheer confusion of having a girlfriend and being single at the same time. She appeared to hate people (yelling at Edward Lake that they are "nothing") and held a grudge against God for creating them, but loved dogs, to the extent that she broke down crying after seeing a really good one off-panel.

Quotes
"Yeah, hey, some kind of business. Thank you Kanye."

"Yes, Dad. You told the truth... you didn't..."

"People are nothing! Shame on the creator! God will punish you for something like this!!"

"No! He has some kind of virginity!!"

"On the radio, the invaders advertise on the radio."

"I love this dog...? What should I do? What am I thinking now!?"