Alex Armster

Summary
A very sparkly archaeologist from space. Many things have been passed down in his family, including chemical technology and the power of video. Married to Horse School Horse, and the older brother of Mark Vancouver, as well as adoptive father of Edward Lake and mother of Maria Russia II and Sir Danny Bean.

Plot overview
Armster fought against Plague, attempting to joke with him and offering to show him his first play; Plague claimed that looking at Armster "saves (him) from the problem", but derided him as a "terrible husband" (Name Ryan). He was later assigned to watch over Ed and Al; a letter sent from his husband Horse School Horse to Chaos Hughes revealed him to be pergenat, and this was confirmed further when he stated that he was seeing a gynecologist named Maureen (Try to Be Effective). When he accompanied the Elk siblings to their hometown, he told Benako Rockbel that his unborn child had already graduated (Discovering the Theater is Family). Upon arriving at a place with the siblings, he claimed to have reports to turn in to the main office and tearfully left them under the supervision of two of his older children, to whom they had not previously been acquainted (Landscapes and Rocks).

He was elected President of Fuller and the Southern Workers (aka Prime Minister) (A Large Sea Monster).

Quotes
"Both breasts... you did it... it isn't wrong..."

"Humor from me!! Want to try my first play?!"

"I am a good archaeologist... Alex Armster numbers strong"

"What did you say?! Damage can also occur! And something can be destroyed! Demolition and construction of roads is a treasure!! We have to tear it down in order to save it! This is a good local law!"

"'Stupid,' okay? My pharmacist knows what I actually say about them."

"The only thing I can do before my death is a chance for you..."

"Is... wearing clothes... his brother? I've never heard of the administration of the human heart..."

"Ah ah, Edward Alice. You've heard about yourself. Do not be tempted to bring your mother back to life! Love your brother and sister because you are threatening to live to get your brother back! I'm so excited!"

"This young man... please listen to your fathers."

"Debt is cheaper than paying for a walk!"

"My ears hurt you now."

"Are you Dr. Alice Part 2? Alex Alex Armstrong from space!"

"This snail is a real person."

"The gynecologist I saw was a gynecologist named Maureen."